ping - the castle massacre

label: QDK media
released: 2006


have you ever just found yourself wanting to play 4 records at the same time?
you've just sat there in your chair and thought it over.
what would be the repercussions?
how would the neighborhood strays handle it?
would there be another noise complaint?
maybe everything would be ok this time around.
maybe you don't answer the door in that costune this time around.
which costume am i referring to?
you know the one.
i don't want to talk about that one.
but i digress.
4 records playing at the same time.
try something from the later era black sabbath.
yes.
with ozzy.
and then pick something from peter garbriel era genesis.
and then maybe some kraftwerk.
and then maybe some captain beefheart.
or you could just play this instead and not have to worry about repercussions and whatnot.
and your parents won't have to exchange awkward glances with each other while you're sitting at the dinner table.
you could just enjoy the meatloaf and not have to worry about what's going on inside their heads.
that could be fun.
and then you won't have to sit through another one of those "why would anyone need that many record players? where did they come from? are you on drugs?" lectures.
yeah.
your best bet is to just play this.
probably through some headphones.
and yes.
i see you eyeballing your closet.
you can wear that costume.
just lock your door and pull the shades down.
i'll just go on ahead and let myself out.
but not before making a meatloaf sandwich.
it's ok.
your mom knows me.

DL