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melvins - the trilogy

the maggot/the bootlicker released 1999
the crybaby released 2000


"seriously,bro? more of the melvins? don't you have anything better to do? if you like the melvins so much...why don't you marry them?

well...i've tried...and as you can see by me hanging out here all the time...

and i promise this will be the last melvinsing for awhile...maybe

and besides...you know you love some melvins

so just let me give you some more

i do it because i care

i'm a giver....just ask anyone down at the free clinic

now...the music

THE MAGGOT has some of the heaviest music the band has laid down...just give opener "amazon" and "manky" a listen...and then there's the fleetwood mac cover

THE BOOTLICKER is considered the quieter of the 3 albums...going back to the STAG/STONER WITCH days

THE CRYBABY is essentially a special guest/covers album (and the melvins rarely do covers...so you need to snag this up)...and they bring folks like david yow...members of the band skeleton key...mike patton...bliss blood...hank wiliiams III...and members of the band tool in to provide vocals and other business

so....there you have it

you know what to do

DL: the maggot

DL: the bootlicker

DL: the crybaby

ass ponys - electric rock music

released 1994

i remember seeing the video for the song "little bastard" on 120 MINUTES on the mtv (apparently mtv is bringing the show back...beavis and butthead as well...but it's just not going to be the same)

and while i was watching the video...i was all like "they called him little bastard?!...and they did it right to his face?!"

oh man

this is the kind of music that you have playing in the background during a pleasant sunday afternoon...the kind of music you can listen to while sitting on your front porch rolling a rock around in the palm of your hand while waiting for your neighbor's dog to wander over and do it's business in your yard...

so...if you like early r.e.m. or the eels or pavement or beck...this will play with them quite nicely

also...you might want to find a bigger rock...i think the dog has worked up a tolerance

DL: electric rock music

nancy vandal - return of the zombie skate poets from planet sex

released 1994

all i'm gonna say is that you could totally fool someone into thinking this was mudhoney

DL: return of the zombie skate poets from planet sex

nirvana - 12.13.93 - pier 48 - seattle,wa

this was one of the band's final shows on american soil (the last one took place in oakland,ca on december 31)

you may remember seeing this on the mtv multiple times a day after kurt's suicide as this was the LIVE AND LOUD show they played on new year's eve (the breeders and cypress hill played as well)

i remember watching that night and seeing kurt decapitate an angel with his guitar and spit on a camera...and i remember thinking "kurt is the man,maaaan"

and then it was all over

i've said it before and i'll say it again...nirvana achieved a lot in a short amount of time

and you may be saying to yourself "ipecac? why was there nothing posted on the day of his death on SGM? don't you consider it part of your civic duty to commemorate such an occasion?"

and to that i say...if SGM did that...we would've just been like everyone else...do we seem like the kind of folks that try to fit in?...and really...it shouldn't take something like that to remember the man and the band...you should always remember that

go on...reach for the kleenex...i just dropped some pretty heavy science on you...it's ok

and now...without further ado...

1 - radio friendly unit shifter
2 - drain you
3 - breed
4 - serve the servants
5 - rape me
6 - sliver
7 - pennyroyal tea
8 - scentless apprentice
9 - all apologies
10 - heart-shaped box
11 - blew
12 - the man who sold the world*
13 - school
14 - come as you are
15 - lithium
16 - about a girl
17 - endless,nameless
18 - jam

*=david bowie cover

DL: nirvana @pier 48

hammerhead/godheadsilo - split 7"

released 1993

you know the bands

you love the bands

hammerhead does "moby dick"

godheadsilo does "bereft mission rescue no.43"

be prepared to have your mind and speakers blown

DL: hammerhead/godheadsilo

minor threat - 3.4.83 - boston,ma

if you happened to be at this show and lost a tooth...ian may still have it

1 - small man,big mouth
2 - seeing red
3 - filler
4 - think again
5 - no reason (cuts off)
6 - in my eyes
7 - out of step
8 - steppin' stone*
9 - look back and laugh
10 - screaming at a wall
11 - minor threat
12 - betray

*the monkees cover

DL: minor threat in boston

help some brothas out

those folks would make up the band that is known as megachurch

and they needs your help

"why should i help them?"

well...if you give this a listen...you'll know exactly why it is you should help them out

but i'll just go on ahead and provide you with an answer: they're awesome

so...if you go here...you'll be able to see how you can become helpful

and yes...this could very well get you into heaven

or at least the special closet in the SGM basement

trenchmouth - more motion: a collection

released 2003

some of you may know about trenchmouth

and some of you may not

this is a good place to start for those that don't

this album culls material from the band's discography (they'd released 5 albums and an ep)

and if you'd like to check out one of those albums: X

and if you're still a little nervous about giving this a chance...if you like anything that's been released on dischord records (especially fugazi)...this is for you

"what's a dischord records?"

really?...did those words just leave your mouth?...you know what...go to your room until your father gets home...get out of my sight!...you're lucky i don't take you back to the adoption agency

DL: more motion: a collection

cop shoot cop - 5.12.91 - chicago,il

i was rummaging about my crap and found this little gem

and then i got to thinking "you know...i have a feeling that there might be some SGMers out there that might appreciate this...maybe i should post it and find out"

so...here it be...for you

1 - low can demon
2 - unknown
3 - schweinhund
4 - coldest day of the year
5 - she's like a shot
6 - feel good
7 - burn your bridges
8 - chameleon man
9 - shine on
10 - empire collapse
11 - down come the mickey
12 - pity the bastards
13 - system test
14 - heads i win,tails you lose

DL: cop shoot cop chicago