life sex & death - the silent majority

label: reprise records
released: 1992

how do you feel about alice in chains?
what about cheap trick?
what about early van halen?
hey.
hey.
look at me.
not the album cover.
eyes over here.
come on.
how do you feel about those bands?
take some "it ain't like that" by alice in chains and mix in some "surrender" by cheap trick and some "unchained" by van halen.
y'know what i'm getting at?
exactly.
seriously,bro.
stop making eyes at the album cover.
does she look like she'd be into you at all?
no,bro.
she digs me.
just ask her.
i know there's something covering her mouth.
you'll just have to take my word on that.
i win.
what was that?
she only digs me because she doesn't have to look at me?
i don't have to take any of this abuse.
don't you have some homework that needs to be done?
your mom will be home soon and you know how she gets,bro.
i'm just trying to look out for you.
get on that.
you want her to have to go and have another meeting with that teacher of yours?
she'll have to take time off of work.
you know how she just loves doing that.
yeah.
and now if you'll excuse us....
molly wants to watch me play the air drums along with "in the air tonight" out in the den.
yeah.
her name is molly.
she she totally thinks i rock more than you.
she told me.
what?
how can she say-
that's it.
you're spending this weekend cleaning out the garage.

DL