crotchduster - big fat box of shit

released: 2000
label: willowtip

i was going to start this out with saying something like "what you think you'll be getting from a band called crotchduster is exactly what you'll be getting".

or

have you ever found yourself wondering what it would sound like if'n gwar and mr. bungle were to ever collaborate on an album?

or

the bloodhound gang's asshole of an older brother that drives a primer gray trans-am and doesn't own any t-shirts that have sleeves but continues to only wear that one slayer t-shirt.

know what i mean?

you get your daily fix of showtunes and power metal and black metal and death metal and dirty south hip hop and disco and circus music and sketch comedy....most times in the same song.

and it's all done by one person.
his name is jason suecof.
he's the guitarist for a band called capharnum.

if you're down with bands like the above mentioned gwar and mr. bungle and/or electro quarterstaff and/or sleepytime gorilla museum and/or austrian death machine (mr. suecof has been part of this band a time or two) and/or old school candiria and/or agoraphobic nosebleed and/or anal cunt and/or genghis tron.....

boba fett boba fett vader and boba fett.

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