v/a - ham slappin' hits!

label: slap a ham records
released: 1998

you enjoy some good ol' fashioned powerviolence,yeah?
this is exactly what you'd expect out of slap a ham.
this was originally released on one of those cassette tape things.
you remember those,yeah?
remember making mixtapes by sitting next to the radio ready to pounce towards the [rec] button?
and it took an entire week just to make one and once you'd made it your friends were all like "fuck yeah!" but what they were really thinking was "another one? i haven't even listened to the other 3 they gave me! dammit! do they just think that i have all the time in the world to just sit around waiting for some tape filled with things i probably don't even like? i have things to do! i do! i mean. yeah. things to do! like make lunch and stuff. gotta think about what i want for lunch. and there's that thing on tv. and there's that book i've been thinking about picking up and flipping through. and there's that one thing. yeah! i have things to do! now if you'll excuse me...."

and now this......

(insert tracklisting here)*

*=does not include bonus tracks


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