Saturday, July 25, 2009

Blood Sugar Sex Magik (Instrumental)

I know this shouldn't be here, but I have gotten a few requests for it.
In 1991, I was eleven years old, getting hair where there wasn't hair before and discovering new music outside of mom and dad's classic rock. This along with the usual suspects, was one of those records that I listened to over and over to and even learned to play guitar from it.
But, upon getting over the age of 12, the vocals on this album became intolerable.
They sound like a retard reciting Dr. Seuss while eating marbles.

Enough of the excuses...

About a year ago, I downloaded the .mog files for the album, dropped them into audacity and separated the vocal tracks (except for some minor backing vocals).
Blast it with pride and make up your own words.

33 comments:

ipecac said...

GOD BLESS YOU FOR THIS

in my opinion...the chili peppers would've been better off without anthony kiedis' cock in the mouth "vocals"

he should just go back to listening to his faith no more records and remaining surfer guy #3

FruitBooter said...
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FruitBooter said...

opps, i deleted my last comment. if anyone is interested, i can go through and do a bass only, guitar only, vocals only, etc. any combo. a vocals only could be fucking hilarious.

clintellectual said...

i once had the displeasure of talking to said retard on the phone while i was in college ('93 or '94). i had a work study job doing security and had to answer the phones at night. it went pretty much like this:
ring-ring
me: "hello san francisco art institute"
him: "hey there, this anthony kiedis"
~pauses waiting for me to react~
me: "uh-huh...."
him: (kinda pissy now) "well there's going to be an exhibition of Robert Williams work there later this month and i'm lending some of his paintings from my collection..."
me: "uh-huh"
him: "well can i talk to someone from the gallery?"
me: "there's no one here man, it's the middle of the night. i'll give them a message though. how do you spell your last name anthony?"
him: (really huffy now cuz i'm pretending not to know who he is)
"K-I-E-D-I-S!"

Unknown said...

Its' funny you say this shouldn't really be here ... that made me laugh ... like the RHCP should be anywhere! ... thanx this should be cool ... you shoud do all the pre BSSM albums ... then they'd actually be worth throwing on again.

Employee said...
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Employee said...

Vocals only please!!! I listened and pee'd my pants to Running with the Devil vocals (only), until a non-reversible rash developed.

Mars said...

The last of the Rick Rubin 'live sampling' records. If you don't know what I mean, you're not listening.

Anonymous said...

If you can post the acapella version, I can finally create my Jay-Z "Black Album"/Anthony Kiedis mix tape. Seriously, this is going down. Imagine Funky Monks over 99 Problems! This is gonna suck on an epic scale.

Also, someone needs to post the Mr.Bungle video where they dressed as RHCP for a show (complete with dead Hillel Slovak). I need this.

Mars said...
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Mars said...

Kip Sez:
"complete with dead Hillel Slovak"

Now, THAT is funky.

FruitBooter said...

The Red Hot Junkie Peppers... I have that on VHS somewhere round' here

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