tinsel teeth - 5.17.08 - "whore island"

there are 2 guarantees when you witness this band live:

1: you'll see some some guys playing instruments in their underwears
2: you'll see...well...just look above

and in case you're wondering...that's stephanie...their singer

and i know what some/all of you are wondering as well: "where is this whore island? and how is it i get there?"...honestly...i have no idea...i'm assuming it's somewhere in the new york area because the band never seems to play outside of there (and here's the part where someone will mention that will ferrell movie where he's the tv news reporter...myself...i didn't really enjoy that movie...that's right...i said it...now if they would've just filmed the fight he and his pals got into with the reporters from the other tv station and left it at that...it would've been perfect)

but i'm getting away from the subject at hand

now if you were smart...you picked up the other 2 tinsel teeth products i put here in the past...and if you haven't...well...seriously...what's the deal with that,brah?

to be fair...i'll describe it to the uninitiated: it's the jesus lizard if david yow had a sex change (and you're welcome for that image)

the band should be releasing their debut soonly

so get to it

1 - intro
2 - post modern posture
3 - a fairwell to architecture
4 - untitled 69
5 - mirror mirror
6 - captain antagonist
7 - untitled

DL: tinsel teeth on whore island

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