[shiny grey monotone]

we finally managed to reach an even 60 followers

and we'd like to take a moment to say thanks for joining the donner fami...er...SGM

and as you can see...another waste of your time has been added in the upper right hand corner

and i'd also like to take this opportunity to put out an APB for some new contributors for both SGM and CGB...perhaps there's 1 or 2 of you out there that would like to share some stuff with other people (something other than an std for once)...so...those of you that are interested...fire off an email to the address that you can also find over to your right

and with that...i feel as if i should warn potential contributors...we here at the SGM offices will be putting applicants (and hopefully a few of you will turn into applicans) through a stringent screening process (or as we like to call it...an "awakening") that may or may not involve vegetable oil...jumper cables...a slip-n-slide...leather...and a talent show at a senior citizen home

but...if you still feel like sharing that std...i have a list of rest areas that i can lend you (and i do mean lend...i want it back)