ifihadahifi - we're never going home

released: 2019
label: self-released

that isn't going to be the album's actual cover.
or is it?
hmmmmmmmm.
just think about it....
if'n there were couches everywhere you'd never really have to go home.
eh.
eh.

moving on....

this here slab was dropped onto our porch the other day. so rather than just stepping over it and then eventually having a full grown album out there with a beard and everything and then having to be "oh. hey. didn't see you there. you're old enough now to get out of that basket you've crushed and walk your happy ass off of this porch. waitaminute. where do you think you're going? pick that shit up and take it with you. you're a grown ass album. start asting like one." because that always just ends up being awkward in the end. i picked it up and brought it inside. it had a pleasant smell. and it kept looking up at me with its one good eye.

so here we have some IfIHadAHiFi from milwaukee,wi.
yeah.
just like lenny and squiggy.
they've been friends of SGM for awhile now.
we've said some nice things about them because they deserve to have nice things said about them....even though they describe themselves as ""bitter,pissy assholes who play loud,unlistenable cacophony with a dance beat".
we're ok with that.
and you'd better be ok with that as well.

what these fellas bring to the table musically is something that would find itself on a playdate with brainiac and les savy fav and fugazi and nirvana and sonic youth.

there was a note in the basket stating that we should only post a small taste of the album and that the entire thing would be waiting for you over at their bandcamp page this coming tuesday (that would be on the 7th) and the album's release party will be taking place on the 19th at the high dive located in milwaukee,wi. and there'll be plenty of merch there for you to buy. maybe lenny and squiggy will be there. you're just going to have to go and find out for yourself. could be fun.

well ok.
that's just about wraps everything up here.
you can go now.
go on.
i need to do some stuff and i'm not leaving you here alone.
i learned my lesson last time.
i watched the security camera footage and all i'm going to say is that if you're not able to fit into a pair of leather pants just don't try.
you just squeeze and exert yourself and then things happen and then i have to buy new carpet.
what's that?
you have to leave?
you have somewhere you have to be?
awwwww.
that's too bad.

a taste of we're never going home