faxed head - exhumed at birth

released: 1997
label: amarillo records

i'm just going to assume that some of you out there have taken some sort of a hallucinogen a time or two in your lives.

now think of all of those horrible things that you've seen.
the cheeseburger that kept vomiting barbecue sauce everywhere.
that toy you got out of the claw machine at the mall that you'd stripped out of all its clothing and gave prison tattoos with a permanent marker that tried to stab you.
that squirrel with the pig head that screams.
that thing that looked like the baby from ERASERHEAD but sounded like your dead grandmother.
the cotto salami with the tiny blinking eyes.
that spider that wanted to play strip 52 pick-up.
that man in your closet that was hanging in your t-shirt that had no legs.
those things from that aphex twin video.
your parents having sex.

now think of all of those things learning how to play instruments.
yeah.
good times.

also: one of the above mentioned situations actually happened. you're welcome.

DL