Wednesday, January 22, 2014

Dethscalator - Racial Golf Course, No Bitches

Label: Riot Season

Step One: Turn everything up as far as they will go.
Step Two: Start rocking out as hard as you feel comfortable rocking out.
Step Three: Rock outside your comfort zone.
Step Four: Curtail rocking in lieu of a more frenetic squall of directional hate.
Step Five: Commence with the rocking again.
Step Six: Feed your iguana.
Step Seven: Make some Throat Coat tea, your vocalist needs it.
Step Eight: Get back to abusing anything with a 1/4" input, and set that to a steady pound.
Step Nine: Call in sick for work tomorrow. Fuck that place.
Step Ten: Atone.

And there you have it, the Dethscalator formula...super easy. Now you go try it, and report back after your third noise complaint, or fifth banishment from any local music tavern, whichever comes first.


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