Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Halo - Zero Degree Point Of Implosion



Label: Embryo
Year: 2000

"Sometimes I feel like Godflesh is 'too musical', do you know what I mean?"
"No, not really."
"But, like, I'm not really ready to get all into Throbbing Gristle or something. Like, I don't want to be one of 'those people'."
"What people?"
"You know, those dudes who wear German military gear and shave the undersides of their hair."
"Are you talking about professional swimmers?"
'What?"
"Didn't you just say something about shaving your body hair?"
"No. What? Are you even listening to me?"
"Not really. I'm your mother, Honey, I can't keep up with all of your hairstyles and 'throbbing whatevers'. In fact, I don't even want to know what that is frankly. Now go to bed Sweetpea, I'll see you in the morning. I'm sure whatever is throbbing will have stopped by the time you wake up, and if not, we can take you to see Dr. Pam. Good night."
"Good night Mom. Love you."

DL

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Awww shit, Ipecac steps out and Gray steps up! Too fucking funny!

Anonymous said...

"YOUR". "YOUR". "YOUR".

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Gray said...

Grammer corrected. Thank you Angry Anonymous Editor.

Warren Wheeler said...

Fuck I love Halo!

Ponyboy said...

You should totally write from a blog, or something.

Anonymous said...

GRAMMAR GRAMMAR GRAMMAR AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

arsonaut said...

ohhhhh yesss! best description of the best album ever!

Anonymous said...

Halo - Degree Zero Point of Implosion" now on LP!!!

http://withintentrecords.blogspot.com/2010_11_01_archive.html

http://www.discogs.com/HALO-Degree-Zero-Point-Of-Implosion/release/2166886

 
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