Sunday, December 27, 2009

a food fight is not a buffet



seeing as how none of you know how to behave while eating in the break room...you are ordered to watch this video

and yes...we can pin your eyes open and strap you to a chair if needed...and if any of you struggle...we'll be more than happy to show you that this was written into your job application

so after watching this...there will no longer be any "my germs" shenanigans on cream corn day...and no more eating your lunch in the bathroom

and once a more complete list is conceived...it'll be posted on the door to the break room

so use common sense people

and while i'm on the subject...though it's not shown in the video...please stop poking the janitor with sticks and demanding he do things in front of his family

that is all

No comments:

 
Designed by mln3 designs & etc.