Tuesday, December 13, 2022

THE (ALMOST) BEST OF 2022


 
We (I) say the "almost best" but really, isn't it all just sort of the "best?" People making music and connecting with something deep inside of your brain, or your heart, or, I don't know, your butthole? The fact that that people in this day and age continue to create new sounds in the face of an algorithmic hellscape of decreasing cultural values and even less of a hope in the world of making a living, is truly a miracle. So, whatever my "best" is, who gives a rip? Anyone who is giving it an honest shake and putting it on the line deserves our collective respect. 
Unless they stink. 
Then...all bets are off. Let 'em have it. Run them the fuck outta of town. If your can't bring the heat, get your realtor's license and go make some money and leave the rocking and rolling to those better suited for it. Ok? (my wife is a realtor, so I am allowed to make that joke. Oh, and if you're looking to sell your home or buy a new one in anywhere in Atlanta, holler at me...I'll put you in touch.)

The real point is this: We are all lucky that there are bands out there, and we need to make sure they know when we love them. Do what you can, when you can, to be patron of the arts. Buy something. Tell somebody. Give it a shot yourself.

This year I really reigned it in and kept the total list to 60 (minus segues into hardcore and hip hop...but...that's sort of expected at this point), which I am glad I did. So below, are the records I liked the most, part one, in descending order. And the order is the order as of now, when I'm typing this, and only used as a way to stay somewhat organized. We're all winners, right? I hope you find something on this, and the next, list that you like and will support.

60. PSYCHIC GRAVEYARD / USA NAILS - Split


This one certainly tips in favor of USA Nails for me, but I’m not really a very good judge of character. Or anything else for that matter. I mean, what the fuck have I done? I’m just over here being a dick about arbitrary shit. That’s not cool. Not at all. 
And we’re off!


59. COLA - Deep In View



The lead-off track of this album (“Blank Curtain”) may be my favorite song of the year. It’s a perfect slice of Yo La Tengo styled catchy-drone-rock something. The rest of the record is really good, but that first song…ooooh child!


58. BLK OPS - The Heroic Dose



Admittedly a 2021 release, but a 2021 release that came out in December after I had stopped paying attention to new music in an effort to assemble THAT year’s list. So, here it is today, in all it’s wild, mechanized, clamorous glory. Two dudes, a ton of sometimes sludgy, sometimes acerbic craze.


57. KRAUSE - The Art Of Fatigue



Very compelling big, burly goodness. That’s bad. But bad in a good way. The Michael Jackson way. 


56. HORSE JUMPER OF LOVE - Natural Part



A more hazy and lazy version of Horse Jumper Of Love, but they still manage to worm these songs into your brain and pull you back for repeat listens.


55. HELP - 2053



This record might have come out in 2020 and the physical release was delayed until 2022…I can’t really tell. Either way, I didn’t hear it until this year, so for our purposes here, it’s a 2022 banger. Loud, caustic, and shouted at close range. Noise punk from Portland.


54. TORPORS - TV Genius

(turns out there is no video evidence of the band Torpors anywhere...so here's some info on Torpor as biological state. Learning also rocks!) 

Now, this one I KNOW came out in 2021, but it came out at the end of December, after I had submitted last year’s list. So…get off my back. Get down from there and give this one a shot, it’s a good listen. Assuming you like noise rock more than piggyback rides.


53. DUG -  Pain Machine



To play slow and heavy and not boring requires restraint and real skill. I think Dug got it. Skill, that is. And volume. And heft.


52. HIVE - Spiritual Poverty



Of the many bands operating under the moniker “Hive,” this one gets my vote as the best. At least in terms of a blistering version of metal-y, modern, noisy hardcore type music. Maybe there’s a “better” Hive out there, but I’m sticking with these dudes until proven wrong.


51. PLOSIVS - Plosivs



This shows up here and not way up the list because I think that I had such high expectations, and when I finally head it, it didn’t jump out and grab me with the wild abandon that I guess I was hoping for. That being said, I still revisited it quite a few times, and do enjoy that it’s a super high quality rock-n-roll rave up, and a good time to boot. 


50. SPIRITUALIZED - Everything Was Beautiful



Maybe not the “best” Spiritualized record, but in a canon as impressive as theirs, a “not the best” record is still “way the fuck better” than most other band’s “best.” Know what I mean?


49. BLACK MAGNET - Body Prophecy



Industrial strength…uhhh…industrial music. But on the heavier side, and less of the dance-y stuff that gets the Goths on the floor to ‘This Corrosion.’ I am not a good dancer, so I prefer my industrial music to be more biting and less throbbing, which this is. But if you want to dance to it, by all means, let’s see your moves.


48. SPICE - Viv


The songs on this record that are “on” are fucking on. There are a few moments between those bangers that take some of the excitement out of the listen, but it’s safe to say that 2/3rds of this album is fantastic. Pretty good numbers if you asked me.


47. ANXIOUS WAVE - Live From The Poison Factory



If you found yourself a bit let down with the new Drug Church record (me), then this one might come in handy to give you the gruff-but-kinda-catchy post hardcore punch to the gut you were looking for.


46. HOTLINE TNT - When You Find Out



I’m a sucker for the sorta ramshackle, could-seemingly-care-less, approach of a good, noisy indie rock band. Always have been, especially when it’s frayed around the edges, and lapses into overt rocking when the time calls for it. Hotline TNT know which buttons to push, and I appreciate them for that. Only a four song ep from them this year, but it does what I was hoping it would do.


45. TRAUMA RAY - Transmissions



Last year had more of the big, heavy shoegaze stuff (Narrowhead, Nothing…that type thing), but Trauma Ray are a reminder that when you commit, it’s still a rewarding little subgenre niche. Stomping on a distortion pedal will always be welcomed in my home. House rules.


44. ABSENT IN BODY - Plague God



Maybe we are all far enough beyond the Neur-Isis post-metal nadir from 15 years ago, or whenever that was. Or maybe there is enough mechanical industrial backbone to this record. Or maybe it just caught me at the right time. It’s big, expansive, heavy, and moody…like your mom.


43. CLOAKROOM - Dissolution Wave



Dreamy and shimmering at times, but it only reflects the darkness. Upbeat and catchy at times, but never cloying or reliant on the sunny hook. Big, warm, and fuzzy at others, but considerably downtrodden. Make sense?


42. GILLA BAND - Most Normal



I’ve not been following this band until this record. I didn’t pay much attention when they were Girl Band, and I honestly thought it was a little hackneyed when they changed their name to Gilla Band, which made me want to hear them less. But this one kept popping up, so I stopped being stubborn and gave it a fair listen, and guess what? Here it is.


41. DADDY’S BOY - Great News



Daddy’s Boy play their version of hardcore real loose and real wide open. I mean, I guess it’s hardcore. Maybe it’s more a post-hardcore, and post-punk blend with liberal doses of noise rock? Something? Steve Albini recorded it, so that’s something that people get interested in, right? However you define it, I think you’ll enjoy it.


40. PRAYER GROUP - Michael Does



Lots of good things happening here that will get the ‘ole toes tappin’ and fingers snappin’. It’s an immense sound that takes over whatever you may be doing at the time (making whoopee? If you are pleasuring your lover to the Prayer Group album, you may want to reconsider your choice of dates), and gets you focused on whoever has most recently wronged you, and what your options for recourse may be to remedy that transgression.


39. MOON PUSSY / MIRAKLER - Split



Two songs a piece, but quite enough to leave a lasting mark. I dig that both of these bands have the ability to go for the throat if they want, but the restraint to know when to hold back a bit. Not, that they ever completely take their foot off the gas and start three part harmonies about snuggling, but they are able to play with noise and dynamics in a way that accentuates the big gnarly shit even more. Well done everyone.


38. SOUL GLO - Diaspora Problems



Are Soul Glo going to be the next Fucked Up? A band that transcends their hardcore foundations and becomes a darling of the festival circuit and the likes of Pitchfork or Brooklyn Vegan? Maybe. If they want to, then I hope it happens for them. They’ve certainly made a record that has injected all types of sounds into it, so much so that I hesitate to call it “hardcore” anymore. And that’s a compliment I would think. That being said, in my personal opinion the hip hop moments on this record seem a little undercooked and take away from some of the more buoyant moments. But that's me.


37. BUNUEL - Killers Like Us



File under (un)Easy Listening. A guided tour through the darker, less hospitable, challenging  back alleys of modern music. Probably most known in our circles as the newest Eugene Robinson project, and that is something to get itchy about, but we need to acknowledge the musicians here have come together to make a record that drills into the back of your skull in a percussive criterion. 


36. PET FOX - A Face In Your Life



Forever impressed with the amount of restraint Pet Fox shows when crafting their indie rock, sorta post-emo songs. It would be so easy to hit the volume and rock out everytime, but they know about the law of diminishing returns, and instead take a more, dare I say, sophisticated route (sophisticated, like me). Makes for a more timeless sound (timeless, like me), and songs that more slowly render themselves after repeated listens. Keeps it interesting (interesting, like me).


35. GNOD - Hexan Valley



A truly weird record, that takes that low end rumble that Mama Tick was so good at, and then adds in a droning heaviness that disorients and destabilizes. I mean, they go with a 15 minute bludgeoner as the second track. The whole thing is a lot to take in, but give it the time and it’s, as they say, ‘a sweet ride mama.” Maybe this one should have been further up the list in retrospect.


34. ASBESTOS WORKER - The Seperation



Feel bad destructo rock that will appeal to the kind of guy who wishes Scissorfight had recorded one more record. It swings, in a lumbering, drunken kinda way, and pummels….also in a lumbering, drunken kinda way. I don’t know if they misspelled the album title on purpose or not, but it seems pretty on brand.


33. THE SMILE - A Light For Attracting Attention



It’s not Radiohead, but if you enjoyed Radiohead back when they used guitars, then The Smile has some songs you’ll dig. My intelligence relayed that in a live setting The Smile were pretty boring (tickets were over $90…fuck that), and I can see how they might devolve into jazzy explorations, but on record they keep my attention, and I’ve really come around to this album. Lots of sneaky grooves, and lush layers, and that voice…it carries a lot of weight. I’m in. Baby doesn’t got the bends or anything, but…it’ll do.


32. HAMMERED HULLS - Careening



Ultimately this record won me over after initially not really being bowled over by the band’s prior release. Takes a certain skill set to update a tried and true sound in a way that harnesses all of the energy and verve that got you excited by the source material however many years ago, and then give it enough of a reworking to avoid the lazy nostalgia trip that would have been a lot easier to simply fall into. Helps if you WERE actually the source material in question…Faith, Bells Of, Untouchables, The Warmers, Autoclave, Helium, Ted Leo + The Pharmacists, The Make Up, Chain And The Gang…


31. WAILIN’ STORMS - The Silver Snake Unfolds



I’m always down for a lantern-lit slow trudge through a midnight swamp with Wailin’ Storms. Even with my fear of snakes…and general distrust of natural surroundings. I love the echoing strains playing between the Bald Cypress under a humid moon, knee deep in the ink black waters. 





Thursday, November 17, 2022

The Murder City Devils / Botch - Edge Of Quarrel split


 
Label: Excursion
Year: 1999

Jocks vs nerds, punks vs heshers, mods vs rockers...the cultural landscape is pockmarked from the age old rivalries that establish our pecking orders and keep our niches well defined. But, when the "movie" Edge Of Quarrel (and I use quotes, because it's somewhere lower than a B-movie...it's like, a C-) based their narrative on a Straight Edge vs Punk schism (sorry...X Schism X) that was comically far fetched at the time, but in retrospect is even more ridiculous. The fact that the movie posits "hardcore" to mean "straight edge" and "punk" to mean "tattoos" would confuse your casual viewer for certain. Hell, your mother never could tell the two apart! But to think that wearing an Acme patch to a Trial show was some sort of red flag to the straight edge cops is wild, considering that by the time this movie came out most of the world's varsity jackets had been traded in for gas station jackets festooned in His Hero Is Gone logos, is rich. I mean, it's all in good fun, and maybe seeing your favorite Seattle scensters stumble through their stilted dialogue is worth the price of admission. Pioneer Square runs red with the blood of their fisticuffs! And where is Kim Thayil during all of this?! Seriously...how do the Grungers fit into this rift?
As we ponder this, and the many other questions the movie generates, we can collectively enjoy two tracks featured in the film. Two bangers that I suppose run the gamut from "punk" to "hardcore," but are satisfying either way.

Record oddity: I believe this is the only record that I own that has an 33rpm side a, and 45rpm side b. 

Tuesday, November 15, 2022

Warhammer 48k - Uber Om


Label: Emergency Umbrella
Year: 2004

Last time we visited with Warhammer 48k was back in 2009 and their 'Ethereal Oracle' album. A great album mind you. The band showed a trans-Atlantic kinship with big, noisy, lurching, rabid bands like Hey Colossus, Part Chimp, Todd, and Vandal X (Belgian, but I'm going to count it on account of the pomme frites). This time around (which is...stay with me...actually further back in time) listening to Warhammer 48k I hear different influences. This time I look west from their Missouri home and see Thrones, Karp, and Dead Low Tide, with their murky thunder soaked melody. Not that this is a "feel good" pop record, far from it, it's still very twisted and sinister. It rides high on bad vibes much like the SST catalog did circa 1984-1986, but it has the chops to keep their heads above water. Despite all the waves of seemingly formless noise washing over the post-sludge rock ocean bottom, they never lose direction or succumb to  self-indulgent wankery.
Of note; "Haunted Abortion" is one of the better song titles you will hear today.
After this band, they moved to Chicago and formed Cave, which had an offshoot called Lazer Crystal, and one called Bitchin' Bajas in case you want to continue digging.
I'm already hungry for lunch at 8:39EST....am I pregnant?

*originally posted 08.14.15, reposted 11.15.22

Thursday, November 10, 2022

Pain Teens / God And Texas - Bondage / 1066 split 7"


Label: Rave
Year: 1991

Pain Teens offer sunburnt Texan noise warps full of bad vibes and shitty intentions. Cultish industrial bum-out that drones out on a cautionary tale of rough sex.
God And Texas offer a grungy and more blunt version of old Husker Du meeting up with Drain. Maybe God Bullies are in there somewhere too. Either way, it's rock-n-roll for animals.
Two songs, bingo bango, you're done.

*originally posted 01.15.16, reposted 11.10.22

Mogwai - Mr. Beast


Label: [PIAS] Recordings
Year: 2006

It's all the Mogwai you want. The slow, epic, swelling builds. The regal, post rock towering riff dynamics. The pastoral longview across time and space. That famous Scottish optimism.
Sorry, I misspelled "dour self-deprecation", my mistake.
The guy from Envy sings on one of the songs. Which, by the way, is anyone else here old enough to remember when Envy was a hardcore band? Hell, how about when they were called Blind Justice? Cause, no joke, I knew them as this kinda straight edge hardcore band, and I didn't realize they had morphed into some sort of post rock something or other, but by the time they did I had checked out on Envy (super open minded guy that I am), and missed that whole thing. I would go back now and look into it...but...pretty sure there's an episode of COPS on television that I've only seen 8 times.

*originally posted 10.04.18, reposted 11.10.22

Big Business - Tour ep III


Label: Wantage USA
Year: 2008

Three songs here, two of which would show up on the 'Mind The Drift' lp and one which is a Shocking Blue cover. I believe, and correct me if I'm wrong, that these are different recordings than what ended up on the album.
Is it possible to pull a muscle in your heart? Or, is there such thing as a three day long, extremely minor heart attack? I've had this pain in the left side of my chest since Sunday (today is Tuesday to all my Gregorian hustlas) that feels like I'm pulling on a sore muscle when I move in certain ways. Most notably when I raise my (double) chin up and to the right, or lift me left arm and pull it back. Seems like this could be death knocking on my door, so I sorta want to know if I should be expecting to live three more days, a month, twenty minutes? Somebody please call an ambulance.

* originally posted 08.25.15, reposted 11.10.22

Friday, November 4, 2022

Crust - Sacred Heart Of Crust


 
Label: Trance Syndicate
Year: 1990

Set the oven to "Fucked" and bake up another chilaquile layered with blues damage, warped honky tonk noise, industrial throb, and general raucous-n-roll. Sprinkle with mescaline prior to serving.

This is the record that started Trance Syndicate down a long and illustrious...and pockmarked, and dusty, and by all accounts unsafe...road. 

Crust would earn money by passing a collection tray at shows. Shows that praised the Sacred Heart of Crust, a debauched and  grotesque idol to noise. Beats the ole, "we have shirts for sale in the back" shtick. You'll hear the martial preaching theme run through this release, albeit preaching for that which is unholy and obscene. Church should be this fun.

If you've gotten this far in life without knowing what Crust sounds like, and find yourself on the fence as to whether or not this is a record you're prepared for, my best assessment would be: (old) Cop Shoot Cop mixed with Ed Hall mixed with a little bit of Feederz and a little bit of (old) Butthole Surfers. Unsanitary at best.

*originally posted 11.02.15, reposted 10.22.20, posted for final time 11.04.22

White Zombie - Gods On A Voodoo Moon


Label: self released
Year: 1985

Before he was know by the Zombie surname, and before all the thunder kissing and "yeeeeaahs" that would bring White Zombie fame and fortune, they were a scrappy, noisy, underground rock band that took their cues from punk, death rock, and noise rock. And it being 1985, and the band being broke, and recording studios being in short supply, this release SOUNDS like a scrappy, noisy, underground rock band from 1985. It's raw and wobbly (this file comes from the cassette release, complete with occasional warps), but if you like your Pussy Galore mixed with Helios Creed and 45 Grave, then this one is for you.
Numero Group gave this a proper remastering and re-release in 2016, but...that shit's expensive. This version has the two extra cassette tracks not on the original 7" version.

Wonder what ever happened to these guys....(actually, one of them turned up in Dead Heavens...but the others...who knows?)

* originally posted 07.11.18, reposted 11.04.22

Helmet - Blacktop


Label: Bootleg
Year: 1991

Live recording from February 28, 1991 prior to the release of 'Meantime', when the band was playing extra mean. And, bonus, they start the set with my personal favorite 'Sinatra', right into 'FBLA'...so, pretty hard to beat. And, double bonus (triple if you're keeping actual score), there are two unidentified, ostensibly unreleased songs in the set. Chances are there's a super sleuth out there who could identify them both (the first one sounds like the chorus is "Drag", the second one has some growled monosyllabic chorus I can't make out), but McGruff I ain't, so for now they remain 'Unknown'.
What are you waiting for?

*originally posted 11.28.16, reposted 11.04.22

The Theory Of Abstract Light - The Theory Of Abstract Light


Label: Tortuga
Year: 2002

One half of the formidable heavy drone duo 5ive, Ben Carr further pushes away from Earth to float across the galaxy on a wave of pulsating guitar manipulations. From acoustic, to electric, to something barely recognizable as guitar, he weaves in and out of your conscious mind on the ebb and flow of a wash of sound that hints at something terrible just on the edge of you vision.
The clumsy name aside, this record is something to let take over your environment, not something you listen to "for fun". Try it out while doing whatever creative endeavor it is that you do (would you like to see my collection of charcoal nudes some day?), and let its dark ambiance ride across your mind. See what you get.

*posted 06.30.17, reposted 11.04.22

 
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