Monday, August 17, 2009

hey...remember that S.F.W. post....

maybe i'm losing my eggs...

maybe i'd angered stephen dorff by mentioning his name...

maybe it finally got fed up with getting ogled by drunk sailors...

something fishy is going on around the SGM offices...it would seem that the above mentioned post has just disappeared...it didn't leave a note...it didn't leave a breadcrumb trail...all of my money is still in my wallet...my passport is still in my underwear drawer...

which leads me to suspect some sort of foul play

i've got det. elliot stabler looking around under the desk for clues...and i kind of like that

it was here yesterday
it was here earlier this morning

so if anyone was here at any moment throughout the day and it was still here...leave a comment so i can form some sort of time line

and if you're the person holding the S.F.W. post against its will...you treat it like the lady it is...and if it gets returned with it's bits all in order...perhaps we can work something out

and remember...it has a name...and it's names is S.F.W. post

YOU KNOW WHAT! I DON'T DEAL WITH TERRORISTS! JUST ASK THAT OSCAR MEYER WIENERMOBILE DRIVER!

here be the links AGAIN!

DL: pt.uno
DL: pt.dos
DL: pt.tres
DL: pt.cuatro
DL: pt.cinco
DL: pt.seis
DL: pt.siete
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7 comments:

  1. GrayAugust 17, 2009 at 9:15 PM

    that is strange indeed.

    admittedly, i thought that movie was a steaming pile of dog shit, thusly, the post itself was at least a 15 year old petrified log of poo, but i had no ill will towards it, and did it no harm.

    do i even have the power to delete other people's posts?

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  2. ipecacAugust 18, 2009 at 8:57 AM

    grAy...if i gave you that type of authority...it would be like having stimpy watch THE BIG RED SHINY BUTTON

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  3. clintellectualAugust 18, 2009 at 9:02 AM

    awwww, it's missing? So Fucking What? I'd push the History Eraser Button on it with even the slightest hesitation.

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  4. GrayAugust 18, 2009 at 12:34 PM

    i have no authority

    i bet you deleted it in one of your drug induced semi-comas of hedonism. i mean, that's what you do on the weekends right? younever remember anything you ever do on the weekends. you have a real problem and now you're making me air your dirty laundry on the interweb. shame.

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  5. ipecacAugust 18, 2009 at 1:25 PM

    well...stranger things have happened

    remember that time i came to on some random front lawn and i was naked and covered in..well...i still don't know what it was...

    anyway...

    i was naked...and there was that yard gnome...and i called you to get over there as quickly as you could with a camera...and by the time you showed up...the house's occupants were loading into their family wagon dressed for church...

    and that's how i knew it was sunday

    and seeing as how i made you re-live last weekend...perhaps i can bestow some authoritative authority upon you

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  6. MattAugust 18, 2009 at 10:35 PM

    i have nothing helpful to say other than: weird.

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  7. MarsAugust 19, 2009 at 11:20 PM

    You probably deleted it by accident. I guess we'll see...

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