Monday, August 17, 2009

Cherubs - Heroin Man


Label: Trance Syndicate
Year: 1994

Good lord, did you guys realize that we had not posted this (or for that matter ALL) of Cherubs' records? What the fuck? I guess since I was a late-comer (that's what she said) to this piece of the internet, I assumed that Cherubs had already been covered, and their gospel rang from the highest peaks of this blog. Well, guess what? Apparently everyone else associated with this blog sucks turds, and didn't post this or any other of their stuff (please note that I actually posted the "Icing" album earlier...so I, the author, do not in fact, "suck turds"). Way to go other members of this blog. You guys are fucking stupid...and I hate you. I can't even believe I condescend to associate with you morons. That reflects poorly on me and my entire family. I need to apologize to my family now. Great. They're gonna be so pissed when they find out that their husband and father has been slumming on some two bit Cherubs-less music blog. Can't imagine they'll be going Ivy League after this debacle. Community college...here they come.

Goddamn it!

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8 comments:

  1. clintellectualAugust 18, 2009 at 9:08 AM

    Ya, i hear Cherubs are big at Ivy League frat parties. I bet Jr. got ritually sodomized by the Skull And Bones' ancient masonic wooden dildo to this shit.... pluckin' splinters to Black House, fuck ya.

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  2. clintellectualAugust 18, 2009 at 9:56 AM

    By "Jr." i did of course mean G.W. Bush. Just wanted to make that abundantly clear.

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  3. GrayAugust 18, 2009 at 12:36 PM

    heavens to betsy, your imagination is vile.

    although my new band will be named "masonic dildo". thank you.

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  4. SeanAugust 19, 2009 at 10:28 AM

    Having lived four blocks from Skull & Bones monolithic mausoleum, I can tell you that hen the moon is just right, and the eye sockets of the stolen skulls are good and lubed..it is indeed Johnboy they defile their legacy status to. Maybe the Pain Teens if freshmen are involved.

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  5. clintellectualAugust 20, 2009 at 12:18 PM

    Masonic Dildo. Rad.

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  6. Jannell SaysAugust 23, 2009 at 12:27 AM

    really great tunes. thanks for the upload. I wanna get this on vinyl for sure.

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  7. UnknownOctober 1, 2009 at 10:58 AM

    I'm really into this record. Any more Cherubs stuff out there? Some shitty British indie rock band who used the same name is thwarting all of my attempts to find out more about this band.

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  8. AnonymousAugust 15, 2014 at 6:41 PM

    all of the Cherubs links are dead :(

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