Friday, February 28, 2020
venomous concept - retroactive abortion
released: 2004
label: ipecac
one part brutal truth (vocalist kevin sharp).
one part melvins (guitarist buzz osborne)
two parts napalm death (bassist shane embry and drummer danny herrera)
put all of that in a can and then shake it up.
walk over to a friend and offer them a drink.
stand back about 5ft.
once that can is opened your pal is going to get drenched in something that smells like napalm death and post EXTREME CONDITIONS.... brutal truth and some poison idea and some millions of dead cops and some....
hey.
you should tell your friend to take that shirt off.
that stain is going to eat through and stain his skin.
that's not the kind of stain you want.
i knew a guy once....same thing happened to him.
he thought it was a joke.
by the end of that day he was putting off a stench.
you can't wash it off.
he now lives in a shanty somewhere in the woods with a raccoon.
that poor raccoon.
DL
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