Friday, March 8, 2019

bolt thrower - rehearsal '86



fun fact: it's required by law that anyone listening to bolt thrower needs to be wearing a loincloth made of fire.

"but in battle there is no law,sir."

i see what you did there and i like it.
but you're not going into battle.
you're going to be sitting in a basement and saying things like "i throw blah blah blah at your orc! blah blah blah goblin cock! shazam!".

i get it though.
you're shy and awkward and the female species knows nothing about the music stylings of rush.
yeah.
i know.
all of those drums are pretty cool.
yeah.
and then you get to eat all of those snacks that you're mom doesn't allow you to eat.
yeah.
all of those potato chips.
all of that mountain dew.
and let's not forget about that pizza with all of the extra cheese.
oh yeah.
but the thing is....
you're 35 years old and you are totally capable of doing your own grocery shopping.
and if you want to put up that poster of that one girl from that one show you can do it.
it's your room.
and don't even worry about your stepdad being all like "as long as you're under my room blah blah blah.".
if he says anything about anything you just sneak out to his car in the middle of the night and maybe his favorite eddie money tape disappears.
who knows.
the future is wide open and it's so bright you gotta wear shades.
i've rambled on long enough.
i've got places to be.
tell your mom that i appreciate the blinds being kept open
she'll know what it means.

1 - in battle there's no law
2 - attack in the aftermath
3 - untitled
4 - untitled
5 - untitled

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