v/a - faux pas potpourri: very small records '93-'99

label: very small records
released: 2000

"it has bands? did i hear that correctly?"
yes.
it has bands.
"and it has music? there's music as well?"
yes.
one usually follows the other.
"are there any covers? i like covers."
yes.
there's hot water music covering "wild in the streets" by the circle jerks.
"the what?! what kind of place is this? i've never even...."
you're not understanding me.
it's going to be ok.
calm down.
the door is right over there.
"i'll take two."
i'm thinking that you don't really know what's going on.
everything is fine.
there's a chair over in the-
"i said that i'll take two!"

disc 1:
1 - plaid retina - the perfect puzzle
2 - the bananas - spicy jerk
3 - nar - drunk and benevolent
4 - krupted peasant farmerz - memories of death
5 - mothermayi- miss malakai
6 - sluggo - sunburn
7 - false sacrament - second hand anxiety
8 - sarabellum - 4 no 5 children
9 - buzzov*en - grit
10 - econochrist - withdrawal
11 - logical nonsense - pig blood blues
12 - grimple - system fucker
13 - schlong - rats
14 - pounded clown - got no life
15 - elmer - goin' to the store
16 - horny mormons- thadicus
17 - 3 finger spread - kitty kat
18 - bellywipe - meet my ulcer
19 - counterclock - dna
20 - sick and tired - very often
21 - baba booey - baba booey messed up
22 - primitive tribes - searchin' through the couch for change for beer
23 - the tumwater boys choir - spokane washtin
24 - blanks '77 - party train
25 - strawman - wound up
26 - pinhead gunpowder - reach for the bottle
27 - velvet pelvis - star wars generation
28 - meatjack- head

disc 2:
1 - the rizzos - she's so scary
2 - guitarded - mach five
3 - junior rodeo daredevils - i've spilt more drugs than you've ever seen
4 - cringe - police beacon
5 - motherload - mistaken meat
6 - clabberhag - friday night ritual
7 - big comb - one way stop
8 - the flies - austrian
9 - one eye open - grim grinning grindcore ghosts
10 - the royal scam - any major dude
11 - your mother heart - heart sf
12 - the kegel muscles - bow tie daddy
13 - the chili pimps - i like manure
14 - halibutt - rose
15 - gitchee gumee - pickle neck stew
16 - lopez - bilbo baggins rock opera
17 - mulligan stew - go fuck yourself
18 - boba fett youth - okay fine,i'll admit it: i hate everybody
19 - all you can eat - cartoon song
20 - j church - 30 second song
21 - yukon jackass - trouble hook
22 - beef jerky - you stink
23 - quitters inc. - detox van
24 - wretched ones - bottles and cans
25 - broken toys - this place
26 - the sissies - sick too long
27 - the sillies - does a body good
28 - melt banana - he says "drink or die,"i say "drink and puke"
29 - fatty lumpkin - flyin' across the room
30 - dwarf bitch - poison gas
31 - lizards - you bug me
32 - ding dang - i'll quit tomorrow
33 - rumbleseat - rye whiskey
34 - the dolomites - the regressing of edification
35 - hellworms - glamorous drug problem
36 - the lexingtons - bottled liquor
37 - whiskey sunday - uncle dave n' me
38 - hot water music - wild in the streets*
39 - pony stable - hangover song
40 - cropduster - the little voice
*=circle jerks cover

DISC 1

DISC 2