jumbo's killcrane - scratch

label: self-released
released: 1999

i can see by that t-shirt you're wearing that you enjoy some nirvana.
that's the cover of the BLEACH album,yeah?
thought so.
does that also mean you dig the melvins?
thought so.
what about mule?
i can tell by the look on your face that you've never heard of them.
or maybe you'd been kicked by one and you don't want to talk about it?
ok.
what about the band snail?
yes.
there's a band called snail.
i thought that maybe you'd already put that together for yourself.
you really need to expand your horizons,kid.
ok.
go back and listen to BLEACH.
and then listen to STONER WITCH.
yeah.
the melvins album.
and then look for the mule album IF I DON'T SIX.
and then look for the SELF-TITLED snail album.
listen to all of them back to back.
and then you should be ready for some jumbo's killcrane.
fun fact: my grade school gym teacher used to call me jumbo's killcrane.
i don't wanna talk about it.
just never you mind what i'm doing in your hallway at 3:00 in the am.
but you can go back to bed knowing that i didn't.
didn't what?
exactly.

DL