stnnng - fake fake

label: modern radio record label
released: 2006

STNNNG are a band from minneapolis,mn.
and by this time next week they'll known as "they were from minneapolis,mn."
they're playing their last show this coming saturday.
they're playing with oxbow and a band called RYLR (who are one of them instrumental bands from chicago,il that sound like pelican. and that's because pelican's guitarist is a member of the band. really? you need to be told who oxbow are? and you've been coming around here for how long? tell you what. the best way to find that out is to go to one of their shows and look for a guy named eugene. he'll be pretty easy to spot. he'll the the one on stage holding the microphone in his underwear. he'll be glad to answer whatever questions you'll have. but he'll only answer them if you try talking to him while he's doing his thing. good luck.)

but STNNG.
the best way to describe their music is that it sounds so tight that it appears to be falling apart.
and i know that it's the best way because i said that.
yeah.
intrigued?
you should be.
not really?
if you like bands with names like: the jesus lizard and helmet and at the drive in and pissed jeans and like the partridge family but from texas (aka the butthole surfers)....
should i stop there?
i'll stop there.
keep rowing.

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