deny the cross - deny the cross

label: tankcrimes
released: 2016

just add 2 parts black army jacket (drummer: dave witte / vocalist: carlos ramirez)
just add 1 part spazz (guitar: dan lactose)
just add 1 part agents of satan (bass: ramon salcido)

and then this happens.
BAM!
you've got your power AND your violence.
short.
fast.
loud.
all of those things.

"could you have given this a more lame write-up,bro?

so this particular write-up isn't your thing,eh?
sure.
it may be lame.
but it's still not as lame as that diorama you'd put together back in the 5th grade.
yeah.
i was there.
i remember seeing it.
we all saw it.
it was on a table in the principal's office.
sure.
there were others to look at.
but the one you clearly hastily put together really stuck out.
you had at least a week to make it.
all you had to do was read a book and put together a scene from that book.
and i'm really thinking that there wasn't/isn't a book in existence where modulok (the character from HE-MAN) went to war against the M.U.S.C.L.E. men.
and i know.
i searched for it.
even added it to my christmas list because i figured that if there was anyone that could find it it would be the santa claus.
and yet even he wouldn't find it.
can you even read a book?
though i'll admit that you having those action figures was pretty cool and we totally could've hung out....
but i digress.
lame recognizes lame i suppose.
oh.
and you should probably know that while you've been reading this i've already been to hollywood and pitched them the idea of a modulok/M.U.S.C.L.E. movie and they totally said that they'd think it over.
and then i was helped off the property by 2 gentlemen in matching uniforms.
they really were nice.
they even took the time to lightly place me into the garbage.
so.
still think my write-up was lame?
but most importantly: can i come over and play sometime?
your mom knows me.

DL