butthole surfers - 10.31.84 - vfw hall #18 - kansas city,mo

"the butthole surfers sound like a bunch of crack addicts that would break into my house at night" -mrs. ipecac

just picture that

there you are...waking up in the middle of the night because you have a sudden hankering for a cookie...you know the ones...the ones your gramma bakes...yeah...those...

you roll out of bed and you put on your slippers...and you shuffle down the stairs...but once you reach the kitchen...something just doesn't feel right...but you don't let it bother you because you really want that cookie...so you shrug it off and walk over to the covered plate...oh man...you can taste it before you even put it in your mouth...ohhhhhh...and you take that first bite...and it's just as good as you'd imagined it...but something's missing...oh yeah...you need some milk...so you walk on over to the refrigerator and open the door...

all of a sudden...black shapes start to scurry about...

what?!...this can't be...gibby haynes?!...and he's stealing your toilet paper?!...what the?!...king coffey stealing your coffee maker?! (the more you think about that...you chuckle a little)...paul leary is stealing your cereal?!

and just as suddenly as it began...they all disappear behind your stove

you then turn back around...grab the milk...pour out a glass...eat your cookie...drink the milk...and then shuffle on back upstairs

crack addicts...cockroaches...same thing...they'll all survive the apocalypse

and with that...i give you the butthole surfers

1 - cherub
2 - too parter
3 - tornadoes
4 - dum dum
5 - cowboy bob
6 - hey
7 - mexican caravan
8 - bbq pope
9 - wichita cathedral
10 - the shah sleeps in lee harvey's grave
11 - lady sniff
12 - something
13 - crowd noise
14 - butthole surfer
15 - psychedelic jam
16 - mark say alright
17 - hey

DL: butthole surfers @vfw hall #18