if i knew it was gonna be that kinda party....i wouldn't suggest eating the mashed potatoes

hey...you there...reading this...you like what you see?

you know...it takes a lot of money to look and smell this way...and it's all about the upkeep

you may have noticed a new shiny red something over to the right

and every time you click on that and give a little doughnation...i keep getting even better looking

so whattya say?

i'll show a little more leg if i have to...but if that happens...the likelihood of you having to pay a visit to your friendly neighborhood free clinic goes up about 98%