[shiny grey monotone]

well...it's happened once again

a re-relaunch
a re-imagining
a slow motion enema/car accident/christmas morning

call it what you will...but the colostomy grab-bag (or for those into brevity..the CGB) has managed to drag itself out from under the couch once again...and it's filled with the hope that it will be able to make you feel funny in your no-no zone once again...but this time it won't have to end in the use of a topical ointment

so pull up a chair...strap on a napkin...here comes the gravy