Thursday, September 21, 2017

bughummer - the getaway with

label: lovitt records
released: 2004

these 3 fellers were from savannah,ga.
they're not together anymore.
their guitar player is now in the band engine down.
they would've fit in on dischord records.
they could've played with slint.
they could've played with don caballero.
who knows?
maybe they did.
so if you recognize any of the band names mentioned....
this is for you,kid.
listen to it.
do what you need to do while listening to it.
just listen to it.
not to worry though.
i'm not going to go into the details of what it is you do.
we'll save that sort of thing for group.
perhaps we'll run into one another at the coffee machine.
but i must warn you....
if i see that you've penetrated all of the filled donuts with your finger in order to find out what's inside again i will unleash hell upon you.
and then i'll drag you out into the parking lot where i'll place you inside of a potato sack and then drag you onto the city bus as i'm not allowed to drive unaccompanied at night.
and then once we get to our destination i'll let you out of your potato sack cell.
and then you'll see that you're in my kitchen.
and then you'll notice that i'll have various donuts placed onto paper plates on the table.
and then i'll sit you down and show you the proper way to test filled donuts.
you take a toothpick and you penetrate the donut.
and then you'll see the filling.
and then once i feel that you understand everything you're free to go.
you could go to the police.
but they're not going to believe you.
no one will believe you.
you see.
everyone feels the same way that i do about it.
and that's all i'm going to say about it.
excuse me?
it's not you doing that?
you know who's doing it?
and you can prove it?
my apologies.
i'll let you in on a little secret: those meetings are set up as traps to draw what we like to refer to as "pokers" out into the open.
we go from town to town.
we call them "poker runs".
are you ready to join the cause?
show me what you know on that donut.


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